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THWL 2022-23 NHL Season Predictions

Hello everyone! 

Welcome to the 2022-2023 NHL Season! (sad clown noises). Your friendly neighborhood haters are here to give you the most important predictions of the season. We’re going over the things that truly matter because who cares about stats anyway? 

Breakout Season 

Okay, we’re not basing this on any actual research other than we didn’t like how he was treated at the draft. Our pick for this season is Shane Wright. We would love to see him make all those rude ass people eat their words. Regardless of how his season goes, we’re rooting for him! 

Perrye would like to add that she wouldn’t be surprised if his teammate, Matty Berniers, will have a breakout season and might become a Calder nominee. Listen, Seattle seems like the place to be!

The Flop Era

We are superstitious at THWL, so we’re not trying to put bad juju on anyone. However, the Tkachuk signing looks terrible for the Panthers if we pay attention to the signs of the universe. With the Flames locking down Weegar for the ne…