He Wore What?

Cosplaying as stylists because our immigrant parents didn’t allow us to make it a career

After fantastic and well-received showings at Haute Couture Week by Maison Margiela and Robert Wun and with London Fashion Week kicking off tomorrow, we’ve been thinking a lot about fashion. 

While fashion and sports have converged in a culturally significant way over the past couple of years, hockey is slowly catching up. The OG Hockey Style Rankings are done by the homie Sara Civian, who does a fantastic job at them, so we’re leaving that up to her. Instead, Perrye selected four random players (hence the addition of Gaby’s nemesis, Nathan Mckinnon - one-sided feud, Perrye wants to add), and Gaby had to pick a designer she’d like to see them dress in for Perrye to agree or not.

Since styling is ultimately an intimate process, we applied our rigorous academic process to the best of our abilities and what we knew of these players’ personalities and preferences. We’d also like to note that these players may have already dressed in some of these designers, so we’re looking more at the bran…